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This is no joke, it really happened in my first responder class today

My EMR instructor: You arrive at a scene with a patient laying on the ground. You check their level of alertness and they appear unconscious. You have already opened their airway with an adjunct and are administering oxygen.
What do you do next?
Student: Call 911!
My EMR Instructor: YOU ARE 911.

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Anonymous said: List of anything about overrated things?

titytwochainz:

melaninamami:

titytwochainz:

in and out

call of duty

soccer 

baseball

you forgot “white women/men”

you forgot that if they wanted to know what you thought it would have been in your inbox

#stayinyalane2k14

cloud-pixie:

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

👏👏👏

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cashmerethoughtsss:

levels

cashmerethoughtsss:

levels

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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