January 2011
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ohlookatthati’mtheonlyoneofmyfriendswhodoesn’thavesomeonetokisswhentheballsdrops.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
December 2010
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Dec 31st
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Remember that time...
Jorge told me there was no way in hell I would be able to get the car in and out of my spot? SHOWED YOU, DIDN’T I? But seriously getting back in I thought I was fucked because it wasn’t moving but I fixed the situation. I am Queen of getting out of my parking space. Also ~party~ tomorrow. Nothing to wear. Dateless. BUT I saw the basement set up (where the DP, drinks, and pong will...
Dec 31st
New Jersey diner food, here I come.
;n;
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
suq my diq and i'll suq urs
GIVE ME UR DIQ~~~~~~
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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But still sometimes I can't believe you're real
it’s just that I’ve got diamonds in my eyes for you
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
Ah but you see, I know all things before they...
Dec 30th
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Gj is on tour.
Sorry Thursday, but if I had to pick I’m definitely going to see Gj at Starland.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
~awkward.
Dec 30th
Stuffs i ;ovce
heartlightlowing: I love D.M. like i love errryhthing thats gud i love him so much he is the bestest i miss him i wish i could spend more time with him Oh drunk Luq~~~~~~!!!!!
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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akunen: I think the latest Dale is retarded Every time he tries to crawl up the side he falls. Every. Time. oh my god suddenly they are cloning like rabbits please tell me it isn’t the retarded one that’s birthing I don’t want a flock of derpdales. DERPDALES. I’m laughing.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Have you ever had
a really amazing connection with someone? The kind where when they touch you it’s like, electric? I haven’t felt that in a long time.
Dec 30th
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Cross the line if you've ever fallen for a best...
Dec 30th
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Women I wish I Looked Like Blog 2010
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
Cynthia's How To Get ______ In My Pants And Not Be...
charlesgrey: step 1 get in pantsu step 2 imply you want to do it again step 3 do it again step 4 tell a nigga you ain’t lookin to be tied down step 5 repeat step 3 Fool proof method.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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THE WORD OF THE DAY IS MUNG.
We: replaced words in movie titles with “mung” [the best ones being Wet Hot American Mung and Mung Me if You Can] talked about mung food [eg the mung burrito] mung songs were sang mung mung mung mung mung
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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My 'friends' always make plans without me, and...
……………………………………. Do you need a hand written invitation? We are not children. If you want to hang out, call me. If you want to come, then fucking come. Clearly I don’t mean this about the person I reblogged from. I’m just saying in general that I don’t like hearing this. 
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Singing cute without the e when you've got other...
Dec 29th
~idgaf~
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
Oh my fucking god I am going to pass out I am seriously convinced there is someone in my apartment but am paralyzed in fear and can’t move from my bed. On the verge of tears I hope this is my cat being insane.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
Tumblr is so Myspace.
sooooooooooooo Myspace.
Dec 29th
Dale Mason you are not 16.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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If it's not with you
there is no thing that makes me want to settle down.
Dec 29th
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ListenPlease come back to Maxwells.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Turn Ons;
Reblog because it’s TMI Tuesday~ I would add to the list but I am not that shameless. lip biting. ass grabbing. dirty talk. hair pulling. hand guiding. having me up against the wall. kissing biting my neck. teasing me.
Dec 29th
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ho ho I feel like one hot mama
Dec 29th