replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
See this hat? Tis’ my cat.
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this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way
THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE
The new Final Destination movie looks great
That old lady with the dumpsters is SO FUCKING RUSSIAN.
THIS WAS SO STRESSFUL
That woman is an inspiration to litterbugs. Always throw your waste in the bin. No matter what.
the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person